what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
I was honest expecting the punchlines to be “You die”
What happens if you sleep with a moose?
You die.

BOW DOWN TO THE KING
REBLOG IF YOU EVER SEE THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR .
Rule one: Reblog the creator.Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr
Rule three: It is impossible to ignore rule one so rule two is generally invalid.
Can he just buy us back….we miss him :(
pronouncingmynamewrong4xinarow:
Did donna noble buy merlin a penis
I’m still laughing omg
THIS VIDEO WAS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN OKsomeone please link it!
Kate: Sir, you know?
Gates: What? Do you think I’m an idiot? I needed to maintain plausible deniability, which I can continue, as long as you two both act professionally at the precinct.OMFG
FEELINGS AVALANCHE COMING!!!
My heart is dying I went crazy over this for an hour and a half my mother thought I was dying and came coming crashing in my room to see what’s wrong I say this and she gave me a look and walks always I love you too mum.
*Can’t breath* I FUCKING LOVE YOU MARLOWE :) YOU ARE THE BEST!!
I don’t care about anything besides this episode. I cried so hard of sadness and happiness. THE LAST SCENE WAS EXTRAORDINARY! In Marlowe I Trust. ALWAYS.
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Stop trying to make people feel bad for liking things they like
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